@9 months ago with 9855 notes
remember the time dad egbert decided that he was real sick of derses bullshit and set jacks hat on fire. look at him. dad egbert stone cold does not give a fuck
Aw yeah. Dad really is a badass. How hard-boiled do you even have to be to set someone’s hat on fire? I mean, look, Jack’s baring his crazy-ass fangs and weilding a knife, then just “oh, hey asshole, aren’t you a little hot-headed?” Seriously, look at Jack; like, you don’t know what a fucking Carapician is, you just know that this guy is like a fucking giant jet-black humanoid beetle that wants to lock you up or kill you. Fuck it, just light him on fire.
#homestuck #Jack noir #dad egbert #derse
WWO LETS TLAK ABOUT WHY SOLLUX IS THE BEST TROLL WVERWOW...
@9 months ago with 460 notes
WWO LETS TLAK ABOUT WHY SOLLUX IS THE BEST TROLL WVER
- WOW HES CREALLY HOT
D A N G
- THE WAY HE TALKS IS PERFECT
GOD HE’S REALLY PERFECT WHO EVEN TALKS LIKE THAT I THINK I’M IN LOVE <333
(Source: latulapyrope, via elleland)
@9 months ago with 8057 notes
im so sad im so late
i doN’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ANYMore…………..
i could’ve done much better but i was tired of looking at it and anyway i have many other things to do i wiSH I WAS FASTER FUCK!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY PERFECT, CAPS LOCK IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY AND REQUIRED AS A SENTIMENT OF “HOLY FUCK THIS IS AMAZING!!” BECAUSE HOLY FUCK THIS IS AMAZING!!